contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

chooloo-andthediamonds

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single
dongstomper69:


stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

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